Cat with Attitude?!!

First of all (LapLady) after giving me the name of Blueberry, do I look like a f...ng berry? I don't think so!! She decides to follow me and my entourage around with a camera 24/7...
Can't I ever catch a break? Bad enough the dog decides to trash my cat box, and other nasty habits with...details not necessary!!
You all can call her Aiya, I do NOT! I will call her LapLady, but am close to knocking that camera out of her paws...there are some things a fella needs to do without being pointed at and shared on Facebook about...She can pretend this blog is hers, but I will be following her and sharing and exposing her excapades in my defense.....
signed
Blueberry(alias for Butch)